Hvað er fyndið?

Það má legni deila um hvað er fyndið. Þennan brandara fékk ég sendan og fannst hann fyndinn. Það er ekki víst að öðrum finnist hann fyndinn, kannski rasískur.

An Arab student sends an e-mail to his dad, saying:

Dear Dad

Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really
Like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive
At my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB
When all my teachers and many fellow students
Travel by train.

Your son, Nasser

The next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail
From his dad:

My dear loving son

Twenty million US Dollar has just been transferred
To your account. Please stop embarrassing us.
Go and get yourself a train too.

Love, your Dad

é man eftir því að ég hitti íslenskan kaupsýslumann í árdaga kanaríferða og vasareiknivéla. Hann sýndi mér eina reikninvél sem hann hafi keypt í ferðinni. Þessi kostaði hundrað sagði hann hróðugur því þetta voru gersimar sem voru ekki á allar færi að eignast.

Svo voru líka vélar með sin og cos og kostuðu 200 sagði hann svo. Kannski hefði ég átt að kaupa þær heldur? Hvað er annars þetta sin og cos?

Oftar eru brandarar á einhvers kostnað en ekki alltaf.


ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 ---
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her..
She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,
She complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court.

The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
What he had to say for himself.

The man replied,
'Well your Honour, it was like this:
When the lady got on the bus,
I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat down under a sign that said,
'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.
But, Your Honour, when she moved the fourth time
And sat under a sign that said,
'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!'
... I just lost it.'

'CASE DISMISSED!!'

Þetta er í rauninni fyndið nemaeinhverjum þyki á minnihlutahópa hallað eða femínísma. Spurning er þá hvað er fyndið?

Athugasemdir

[Sigurður Alfreð Herlufsen, 1.4.2012 kl. 16:50]

Þetta er allt fyndið hjá þér Halldór! Enda skín kómíkin út úr augum þínum hef ég tekið eftir þegar við mætumst!

[Axel Jóhann Hallgrímsson, 1.4.2012 kl. 18:22]